Eye Sanitizer?

Well, I come up with bad ideas every day.

Today’s really bad idea was cleaning my eyes with hand sanitizer. Now I know what most of you are thinking....it’s hand sanitizer. Well, here are two things I didn’t want to do before I made that stupid decision. I didn’t want to stand up and I didn’t want to enter the recently mopped bathroom and so my lazy ass led me to make a horrifically painful decision.

In case you’re wondering, this decision happened at midnight so I’m hoping that my tired mind will be forgiven for being creative.

Oh yes and for one thing it burns! It really fu... BURNS!

Also, it evaporates after a while and then you start to see again and realise that it was all worth it in the end because you got the chance to warn the rest of the people out there who wanted to try it.

I just looked at myself in the mirror and although my eyes probably smell and taste grape fruity fresh, they are hardly as clean as I want them. One of the setbacks of wearing makeup is having to scrub it, literally scrub it off your face. Boys you should know what we go through.

I’m too sleepy to say anything meaningful anyways...

oh my gosh at some point in all this was i supposed to look at the warning about it being in contact with the eyes and rinsing well with clean water????? Oops... this is slowly becoming alarmingly embarrassing!

And I'm going to bed...