I can't turn off my thoughts...

Yesterday I watched something and I get weird when I watch something and I start thinking about it's possibilities.

Like what if I woke up one day and half my body was a food? What would I do? Would I eat myself?

I'm thinking with my track record of doing things to see what they feel like, yes I would eat myself. I'm the person who sees the sign, DANGER! DO NOT DRINK and I feel compelled to just have a sip.

I mean what's the worst that could happen?

Imminent death i guess... well that doesn't sound good...hold on a second while I go to the bathroom. There's something I ate... and gave the dog...

I'm kidding... or am I?

But you know what, it would also depend on the food I woke up as.

Like there are certain things I just can't stomach.

Sushi for example...trying that stuff made me want to slit my tongue because it had been tainted. But who would curse me with the painful fate of waking up and finding out that I was half a raw fish? Really? And what would I get the upper half of my body, or lower half? Or would it be down to left and right?

Then because I don't like the taste of sushi, I wouldn't be able to eat myself therefore having to walk the streets of Nairobi smelling like something the cat dragged in if we lived near a lake and the cat could swim and catch it's own fish and be able to hold off on it's hunger until it dragged the fish into the house.

But what if I woke up as a burger or a slice of pizza... mmm let's not lie. I would eat myself because I imagine myself would be really tasty. I would ignore my inner voice and the pain that comes with gobbling down oneself and make sure that I am satisfied.

Of course if that very half that I'm eating should include my stomach... I'm screwed.

OH SH....

I just realized something very crucial I hadn't thought of when I started this... what if the half that I want to eat includes my mouth???? How will I eat myself??? HOW????!!!!

Unless the food is still shaped in the same way as an actual human body...then that might work but that's MIGHT!! My teeth may not be as strong if they are made out of food...

Is there a psychological reason as to why someone might consider eating themselves?

Anyways... I think too much.

I can't turn my thoughts off, they are where the words go when I shut up...