Random thought process initiated

Apparently this is what I think about at 4am.

You know what would be awkward, if your friend invited you for a party at her place and then you decided to take a dump during the whole shindig and you ran out of tissue paper mid process and there’s no extra roll. So you are seated there in the toilet panic mode on and you can’t get out.

Meanwhile, the party is on people are screaming and having fun. Then suddenly there is a knock on the door. You can tell that it’s that guy or girl that you like asking to be let in because they want to use the facilities. Now it’s really awkward. Ha ha... so you shout back muffling your voice with the end of your sleeve, if you’re wearing long sleeves, “give me a second.”

If you're not wearing the sleeves, that sucks...

And then the music dies down and you hear someone ask, “Where’s Nani?” Nani being you, you curse the gods for being so cruel especially when someone else says, “she/he said she/he was going to the loo.”

Then there’s a knock on your door again and someone asks, “Nani, are you in the loo?”

Throw caution to wind. “Yes, I need toilet paper. It ishad.”

“It’s underneath the sink, in the cabinet.”

“Right, I knew that.”

This has never actually happened to me but knowing my luck this probably will happen to me or any of my close friends so a warning to all the people i know. i hear bad luck is contagious.

Just kidding

No I’m not.