Today's Monday blues...

I'm sick and it feels like my throat wants to explode and i'm going through the process with my parents but this time i just shortened it and told them exactly what's going on. you know i'm not even home just chilling at my best friend's who has exams and since i can't talk, i've decided that endless ranting to you guys is the best idea.

If you'd seen me yesterday you wouldn't think i was the same person. i was running around, jumping up and down like a dog on heat...maybe not a dog, maybe certain people when under the influence. i won't mention names because they know themselves. 

I am now not going to deny or agree [is that grammatical?] that my friends drink like mad men and women but they do...or don't. whatever.

Eee [completely real expression], i just tried talking and i sound like someone kicked me in the throat. it's not sexy...it's sexier... puha....

oh my gosh my dad just texted me. He just wants to know what meds i need... too much progress.

Mother remains silent. 

If you have no idea what I'm talking about just check out this link: When it comes to sick days

I want to send my father that very same email.

Okay so i realize so far that i have not made sense and I am sorry. it's hard to think when your head is pounding. i don't even have enough energy to re read this. i even had to use this weird font. what is it called... Helvatica... that sounds like a cheese... Does it sound like a cheese?

I think so Wairimu.

Thank you Wairimu.

Myself is always right.

I'm even watching news now... I must be sick... like really sick.

News?

Oh, Helvatica.... I think I want that to be my new expression. like...

Random person concerned with my health: hey Wa...

Me: 'sup

Random person concerned with my health: How are you feeling??

Me: Helvatica!

Random person concerned with my health: huh?

Me: yeah you're right it will never stick. damn.

\\\\\\\\\\\ how comes on my laptop when i press that button it doesn't slash! oooh...i have to show you what it does when i get home...

And now i'm just staring at my screen. 

And now i'm wondering why i said that.

And now i'm bored because certain people have to learn and have left me alone in the comfort of their room to release gas as much as I want. I will do just that...  [for future husband, i'm sorry you had to read that]

What's Paralympics?

i need a phone that has internet... that's right mine sucks... best feature: FM radio. I'm in the abc age... yeah....okay i tried taking a webcam photo of my phone but i have no idea what's happening...

Paralympics: An international athletic competition for disabled athletes.

I should have known that

Now look I've lost Helvatica...too tired to get it back.

I need to go so...

yeah[the ending of all good speeches]